Sunday 19 February 2012

Headline: Lana Del Rel Sits on the Mulberry Front Row Alongside Elizabeth Olsen and Michelle Williams: Holding her own Bespoke Bag by British Label

Synopsis of the story: Lana del Rey took her seat at the Mulberry show at London Fashion Week, alongside some ladies from Downton Abbey, Azealia Banks, Olivia Palermo and Michelle Williams.


They're all sitting in a line, looking lovely in their clothes and shoes BUT there is fur in Mulberry show, what offence could DM readers take to this?


The commenters said:



- MUST DO BETTER LANA - First thing you do when you get to number one is buy a fucking good phone. 




- A bit of brilliant existential comedy from Lol in the UK, who said Daily Mail readers don't have a great sense of humour?




- Don't wear skirts girls, when you're sitting down, fashion week photographers WILL take photos of your crotch, listen to Pervy Pat.

Saturday 18 February 2012

Headline: The Big Fat Gypsy Swindle

Synopsis of the story: A mother-of-six was jailed yesterday for claiming more than £96,000 in benefits while she had an 'eye-watering' £173,000 in the bank was following a traveller tradition, a court heard.


A rather Yoda-esque synopsis, but we're talking "eye-watering" amounts of money here, which she has since paid back, but this didn't detract the DM commenters.

The commenters said:



- Remember everyone, Daily Mail readers ARE NOT BNP supporters, they just support their views. 



- Jane is fucking ANGRY. There is no better way of conveying your anger than through shouty capital letters. This is a lesson that will be quickly discovered as we journey together through the opinions of Middle England.





- Mr Zen is clearly a time traveller, DM readers saw through this ruse. 


Thanks to the Daily Mail Online for all comments provided.